Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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