No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Alive.
So much puke
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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