Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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