Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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