He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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