I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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