My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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