how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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