So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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