And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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