And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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