I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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