He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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