Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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