it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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