he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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