Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
how drunk are you?
Several
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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