once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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