I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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