question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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