you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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