Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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