So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
These tits shall not be calmed
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