I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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