I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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