so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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