Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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