You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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