I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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