I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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