i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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