When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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