they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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