My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
lets start a swedish sibling band together
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
