Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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