i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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