he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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