physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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