that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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