WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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