if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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