Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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