We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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