So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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