um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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