Duck Duck Cougar?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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