Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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