FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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