I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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