Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
