from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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