She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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